god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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