just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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