I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so that wasnt chicken after all
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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