I heard we made out
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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