I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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