Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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