i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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