super hot butfun
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We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He did a backflip because drugs
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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