why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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