God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
ttyl tear gas
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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