Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
did you just send me my own nude
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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