Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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