how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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