oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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