I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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