quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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