just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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