I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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