I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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