Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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