Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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