On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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