Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He did a backflip because drugs
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