I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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