And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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