Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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