im holly from the hills drunk
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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