Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
