she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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