whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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