if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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