I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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