I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize