I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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