hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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