Pappa wants mamma naked
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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