All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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