U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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