I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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