: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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