question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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