dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My pussy is not your playground.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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