Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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