how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Randomize
