To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
