how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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