i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
