I love black thongs
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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