why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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