I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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