Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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