I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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