I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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