Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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